Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Can I color on your dick again?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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