Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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