Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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