In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
