are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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