ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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