Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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