I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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