Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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