'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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