My friends, they love my intelligence
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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