just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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