I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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