Swine flu. Run for my life!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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