Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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