i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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