that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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