Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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