So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i need some magic done to my vagina
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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