My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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