Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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