I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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