Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
