So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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