On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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