She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I looked at my own cervix.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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