I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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