that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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