I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
All the doctor said was why
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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