So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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