i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
