we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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