So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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