That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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