i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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