I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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