I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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