Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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