the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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