After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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