You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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