that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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