hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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