i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Im part way to drunk.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?