I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.