Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Why did my mother make you get naked?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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