i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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