so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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