hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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