We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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