Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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