do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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