Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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