How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
