She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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