Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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