I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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