Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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